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LONELY HEARTS:
A JOYZINE VALENTINE’S COMPILATION
11 FREE TRACKS TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, Joyzine is here to provide you with the perfect soundtrack, whether you’re spending it with a loved one, keeping your fingers crossed for a secret admirer or pretending not to care that you didn’t get any cards.

Whatever your situation, fix yourself up a hot date with an amazing new band.

LOVERS’ SUITE

1) Piney Gir - To Know You
I like dogs a lot, I enjoy baking cupcakes.  I watch a lot of Audrey Hepburn movies and read the Tales of the City books by Armisted Maupin quite a bit.  In my spare time when I'm not writing songs, recording an album or gigging out and about I like to applique unusual imagery on unlikely items.

Piney plays The Space on 19th Feb, The Museum of Childhood on 3rd March and the Country Girl All-Dayer at The Lexington on 20th March.
www.pineygir.com

2) Bark Bark Disco - Song for the Lovers
Fun loving Male/Female combo seek partners for laughter, adventure and maybe more...

Bark Bark Disco play Der Gute Club, Vienna on 3rd March.
www.barkbarkdisco.com

3) The New Royal Family - That Girl Has Got It
Future monarchs seek suitable heiress for regal rompy-pompy.

The New Royal Family bowed out on a high almost exactly a year ago, selling out the Buffalo Bar, but a forthcoming retrospective Greatest Hits and accompanying DVD are in the pipeline. The perfect gift for that special someone.
www.myspace.com/thenewroyalfamily

4) Hold Kiss Kill - I’m In Love With a Girl
Strong, quiet type seeks passionate creative soul to share dark nights and starry skies. Love of reverb pedals an advantage.

Hold Kiss Kill release their debut single ‘Our Last Waltz’ in February and play at The Workshop, London on February 26th.
‘I’m In Love With a Girl’ originally performed by Big Star.

www.myspace.com/holdkisskill

5) Yunioshi - She Wolf
A young, male female mix, 25.  WLTM a partner or threesome to spray hot electro juices into their earholes during nights of hot shame and sweaty dancefloors. There will be cakes in it for you too.

Yunioshi play The Last Days of Decadence, Shoreditch on 25th February.
‘She Wolf’ originally performed by Shakira.
www.myspace.com/yunioshi

6) Rock Stone - To Bring You Blue Roses
Doomed romantic seeks horticultural enthusiast for shared love of flowers, poetry and big guitar crescendos.

Get your hands on more tracks from Rock Stone by downloading now from Corporate Records.
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artists/rock+stone

7) MJ Hibbett - It Only Works Because You’re Here
Singer songwriter, 40, WLTM audience 18+ (although any audience would be nice). Must have GSOH.

MJ Hibbett plays a series of dates around the UK this month - see website for details.
http://mjhibbett.co.uk

HEARTBREAK SUITE

8) Beangrowers - Captain Darling
Lovesick Maltese dreamer seeks lost soulmate for romantic Valentine’s reunion.  

‘Captain Darling’ is taken from Beangrowers’ album ‘Not In a Million Lovers’.
www.beangrowers.net

9) Extradition Order - Laura In The Water
Intense, passionate type seeks object of affection for night-time surveillance, long walks and obsessive poetry.  Reciprocation optional.

Extradition Order are currently putting the finishing touches to their second album.
www.extraditionorder.co.uk

10) Dolfish - Your Love Is Bummin’ Me Out
World weary formerly hopeless romantic seeks kindred spirit to share moonlight strolls and re-ignite my spark.

Dolfish’s debut album ‘Your Love Is Bummin’ Me Out is available to pre-order now.
www.indiecater.com/dolfish-your-love-is-bummin-me-out

11) Beau & The Arrows - Calming Effects
Broken heart seeks that special someone to help them back on their feet after messy break-up.

Beau & The Arrows play several dates around London in February and March.
www.myspace.com/beauandthearrowsofficial


BONUS VIDEO: Cold Mailman - Pull Yourself Together and Fall In Love With Me
Chilly Scandinavian postal worker WLTM sensitive romantic for cosy fireside chats on long winter nights.

‘Pull Yourself Together and Fall In Love With Me’ is released on Valentine’s Day, along with a special edition Valentine’s card.
www.myspace.com/coldmailman